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Scam Alert! Cal Football Sells Soul, Still Sucks
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SF AI Billboards All Replaced With Scottish Gaelic, Become More Legible
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – A parade broke out in San Francisco last Saturday after all AI billboards were replaced with ancient, untranslated Scottish proverbs overnight, …


