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Posted on October 6, 2026October 6, 2026 by: Alexander Paris-Callahan

Philosophy Major Ponders Why Friends Don’t Have Their Dads’ Credit Cards

BERKELEY, Calif. — Berkeley undergraduate philosophy major Andrew Houston, who is particularly interested in Aristotelian metaphysics, spent much of last weekend pondering the question of …

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Posted on October 3, 2026October 6, 2026 by: Jackson Grant

Scam Alert! Cal Football Sells Soul, Still Sucks

BERKELEY, Calif. – Cal Football coach Tosh Lupoi was seen fuming after UC Berkeley’s recent naming rights deal with AI Company Databricks was revealed to …

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Posted on October 1, 2026 by: mileskofman

SF AI Billboards All Replaced With Scottish Gaelic, Become More Legible

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – A parade broke out in San Francisco last Saturday after all AI billboards were replaced with ancient, untranslated Scottish proverbs overnight, …

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