The 1st of May always means one thing: Finals Season has begun. Dead Week and Finals Week are right around the corner and students are …
Report: Grandpa Sent Grandma Naughty Telegrams During The War!
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40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!
Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
Wow! We Got Our Hands’ On Olivia Jade’s USC Application!
After her parents spent half a million dollars to buy her a spot at USC, it’s important to make her application transparent!
Cut DKE Some Slack. I Fucked A Goat and it Wasn’t That Bad (by George Clooney)
And it is due to that experience that I can no longer sit idly by as brothers of the Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity are stigmatized for their alleged goat-based paraphilia.
Listen: What Did You Expect? (by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences)
Okay, okay. So you’re all upset that we gave Green Book the Oscar for Best Picture. Hell, some of our members here at the Academy probably are too. But before you throw a temper tantrum, just listen:
What did you expect?
Local Man’s Kink for Emotional Negligence Tearing Relationship Apart
“The second you said you loved me I got, like, super turned off.”
Hilarious! Late Night Comedian Does Donald Trump Impression
Last week, for the past 130 weeks, however, six pioneering comedians all shocked their viewers – bravely going where no other comedian has gone before – by doing an impression of President Donald Trump.
University of California Announces Plan to Open New UC Inside UC Berkeley
BERKELEY – Californians, particularly residents of Berkeley, California, and students at the University of California, Berkeley, were shocked this morning as the University of California …