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Posted on October 12, 2026 by: regangibson3

OPINION: If You Don’t Say Grace Before Eating Ass, You’re Not A Christian

The Bible says to give thanks for your daily bread. It says nothing about daily cake, but I’m not taking any chances. In the words …

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