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Posted on April 4, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

‘Rules Are Made to Be Broken’ Says Guy About to Cheat on His Girlfriend During Spring Break

GENERIC RESORT TOWN – Immediately following his flight landing in Miami with his “boys,” Delta Iota Kappa (DIK) brother and chlamydia vector Chad Broson posted …

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Posted on April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 by: Tyler Goldstein

Mask Wearing Beta Male Grateful He No Longer Has to Pencil In Beard

Ross Kelley is grateful he no longer has to pencil in his beard every morning. Why? Thanks to COVID-19, he now wears a mask when …

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