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Tag: Coachella Herpes

Posted on May 3, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Do You Have Regular Herpes Or Coachella Herpes?

Normal Herpes is exactly what you know Herpes to already be, while Coachella Herpes can be identified by cold sores with floppy hats on or obscene amounts of glitter in the genital region. Take this quiz to figure out if you have normal Herpes or Coachella Herpes!

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