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Posted on April 9, 2025April 24, 2025 by: Ashlyn Huff

Rich Lyons Announces All Construction Will Be Finished The Semester After You Leave

BERKELEY, Calif. – For students growing weary of Cal’s recent construction bonanza, administrators have finally promised an end in sight. Unfortunately, that date is, miraculously, …

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Posted on May 1, 2024May 1, 2024 by: Jackie Greene

Sorry! This Article is Under Construction, Please Go Around

BERKELEY, Calif. — Amidst the pandemonium of the final days of class and flocks of visiting families, local adminsiKt5984Fsadk$&3lxjwh[THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THIS …

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Posted on February 22, 2024February 22, 2024 by: Abhi Ganesh

Sorry About All the Construction, Phineas and Ferb Are Building a Rollercoaster

BERKELEY, Calif.  —  Students returning to campus after break have been greeted by a constant jackhammering of Bancroft Way (possibly sponsored by the anti-public transit …

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