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Posted on November 9, 2023 by: Anna Galler

Man Realizes ‘Situationship’ is Not a Consulting Club Term

BERKELEY, Calif. — A shocking revelation struck Sproul Plaza this afternoon when certified “label-hater” Noah Stringson, attempting to reconcile with his pseudo-girlfriend, discovered that the …

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