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Posted on February 17, 2025 by: sophiafingerman

Paradise Lost: Your Opps Have Returned From Fall Semester Abroad

A month into the semester. You’ve begun to settle in. You know the faces, the characters that color your classes. You’ve become comfortable. But then …

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Posted on November 22, 2024November 22, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

“Did Someone Say Bonfire?” Asks White Childish Gambino Fan Too Enthusiastically

BERKELEY, Calif. – After overhearing his roommates talk about attending the pre-Big Game Bonfire Rally without him, White Childish Gambino fan and generally disliked student …

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Posted on August 16, 2024August 16, 2024 by: Anna Galler

“Actually, I Took a Gap Year,” and More Shit to Say if You’re Insufferable

Are you a socially awkward former “AP Scholar” who wants everyone to know how annoying you are? Worry not: here are a few things to …

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