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Posted on November 21, 2022November 22, 2022 by: Abhi Ganesh

Confused Army Recruit Attends Wrong Boot Camp, Now in Twelve-Week Python Fundamentals Course

When Army recruit Jackaby Stonewall first walked through the doors of 415 Mission St. excited to be undervalued by the U.S. military and to complete Basic Combat Training — colloquially “Basic,” or “boot camp,” he had no idea he’d be building his ego, not his body.

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