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Posted on February 2, 2023September 27, 2023 by: bennettfees

Opinion: Where The Fuck is Barker? 

The semester started like every other: I swear that I’ll go to lecture. I miss my bus that was seven minutes late. I curse fate for inhibiting learning that I truly value and show up for. I pull up CalCentral 10 minutes before class to make sure all my classes are in Dwinelle like usual. That is, until I see it: Rhetoric-103B, Barker 101. 

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