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Rich Lyons Announces All Construction Will Be Finished The Semester After You Leave

BERKELEY, Calif. – For students growing weary of Cal’s recent construction bonanza, administrators have finally promised an end in sight. Unfortunately, that date is, miraculously, …

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Posted on February 26, 2025 by: Anna Galler

“Can You Just Watch My Stuff Real Quick?” Asks Student in Library Before Getting a Colonoscopy

BERKELEY, Calif. – Five random strangers in Berkeley’s new 24-hour library affectionately called “Doe” were appalled this evening after Defe Cayshun, a fifth-year senior whose …

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