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Posted on April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 by: amychakladar

Oopsies! Cal Admissions Accidentally Accepts YOU

In a stunning turn of events, the University of California, Berkeley, has made a groundbreaking error in its admissions process. The prestigious institution accidentally admitted you, a regular student, instead of the usual line-up of geniuses, valedictorians, taekwondo red belts, and future Nobel Prize winners. 

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