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Posted on November 15, 2024 by: Ashlyn Huff

Student Named ‘Nobel Laureate’ Disappointed to Find Their Car Towed

BERKELEY, Calif. – It’s easy to think that parking enforcers are out to get you, specifically. To Nobel Laureate, a pre-Haas freshman, this feeling is …

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Posted on September 27, 2022September 28, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

REPORT: Nobel Laureate Really Sucks at Parking

Do you recall the Loma Prieta earthquake of 1989? The Little Ice Age? The Big Bang? No, no, of course you don’t. You have never seen truly terrible parking.

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