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Posted on December 26, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Santa Claus, of “Christmas” Fame, Dead at 52

“Santa died doing what he loved: being dangerously near fire while trespassing at a stranger’s house,” a representative said in a press release.

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