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Posted on March 2, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Valmic Mukund

Danger Alert: This DKE Member Just Called You ‘The GOAT’

It’s a Saturday afternoon and you’re popping 3’s on the basketball court like a fucking demon when all of a sudden Bryce from DKE yells, “Jesus Christ, [insert your name here], you’re the fucking GOAT!”

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