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Posted on April 7, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Valmic Mukund

Due to Extensive Budget Cuts, The University of California Will Now Be Shutting Down the Simulation

BERKELEY, Calif. — The pressing need to fund more administrative mansions and football coach salaries has forced the University of California to cut back on …

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