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Posted on April 24, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

‘Never Become a Professor,’ Says Professor to GSI Doing His Entire Job

BERKELEY, Calif. — Cal history Professor Orn Ery pulled his GSI aside during lecture this past Thursday with some unrequested advice regarding their professional future, …

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