Skip to content

The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

Posted on May 10, 2026 by: Ellie Shaps

Missing Home? Situationship Calls You Mommy for Mother’s Day

  • Home
  • News
  • Opinion
  • UC Berkeley
  • Blog
  • Join Us!
  • Staff
  • Contact

Tag: venus

Posted on March 4, 2025 by: Anna Galler

“Berkeley Goggles,” Proclaims Sad Little Man About Aphrodite

BERKELEY, Calif. – Like most men of his age and maturity level, yet another Linguini-looking Diet Coke-addicted man who refuses to use soap to “save …

Continue Reading

Search

Top Posts & Pages

  • Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
    Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
  • Trump Pardons Turkeys of Sex Crimes
    Trump Pardons Turkeys of Sex Crimes
  • LEAKED: Memo Shows Trump’s Prospective Cabinet Picks
    LEAKED: Memo Shows Trump’s Prospective Cabinet Picks
  • QUIZ: Tell Us How Much You Love Your Family and We’ll Tell You Whether to Get Them $10, $15, $60, or No Graduation Tickets
    QUIZ: Tell Us How Much You Love Your Family and We’ll Tell You Whether to Get Them $10, $15, $60, or No Graduation Tickets
  • LS 110: 'Brilliance of Berkeley' Exclusive New Course Syllabus Preview
    LS 110: 'Brilliance of Berkeley' Exclusive New Course Syllabus Preview
  • Report: Arnold's Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
    Report: Arnold's Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
  • OPINION: Voldemort Went to Stanford, So Harry Went to Stanford, Also Stanford is Hogwarts
    OPINION: Voldemort Went to Stanford, So Harry Went to Stanford, Also Stanford is Hogwarts
  • How to Repent for All Those Construction Paper Pilgrims You Made in Elementary School
    How to Repent for All Those Construction Paper Pilgrims You Made in Elementary School
  • The Free Peach Sues Instagram For Fucking Up Our Post Previews
    The Free Peach Sues Instagram For Fucking Up Our Post Previews
  • Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
    Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric

Our Facebook

Our Facebook
Copyright © 2026 The Free Peach All Rights Reserved | Magpaper by Theme Palace