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Month: April 2020

Posted on April 15, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Farnell

Nation’s Leaders Model Good Shelter-in-Place Behavior by Only Engaging in Insider Trading During a Pandemic

Washington, D.C. — Legislators demonstrated unprecedented leadership earlier this year by engaging in insider stock trading upon being briefed about COVID-19, showing the American people …

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Posted on April 12, 2020September 22, 2021 by: Lily Green

Quarantined with 1D?!

I wake up to my parents standing above me. I blink a few times, rubbing my light blue orbs to get rid of my sleepiness. …

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Posted on April 3, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Carol Christ Consults Ouija Board to Make Decision About Graduation

BERKELEY, Calif.— Chancellor Carol Christ of the University of California, Berkeley, recently consulted a ouija board to make a decision about the institution’s upcoming graduation …

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