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Posted on November 28, 2022November 29, 2022 by: Aidan Praytor

‘Hey! My Eyes Are Down Here!’ Says Short King

BERKELEY, Calif. – “Hey! My eyes are down here!” teased your mildly shorter-than-average friend, Roland Smalls, after seeing you look over his head at something …

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