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Posted on February 24, 2025February 24, 2025 by: Kanav Tirumala

Breaking: Supreme Court Ruled 8-1 that You Have Absolutely No Play. Alito Dissented.

WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a decision that legal scholars are calling “the most brutal ratio in Supreme Court history,” the Justices ruled 8-1 Monday that you, …

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Posted on May 11, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

“This Is Literally 1984!” Cries Conservative Who Would Prefer to Take Us Back to the Dark Ages

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking but also entirely unsurprising decision, the self-described ‘apolitical institution’ that is the Supreme Court of the United States has …

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