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Posted on May 4, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

REPORT: Rotting, Maggot-Infested Box On Side Of Road “Definitely Worth Taking A Look At”

Stites has since stated that she doesn’t actually plan to make an effort to go back to look inside the box, citing the fact that she has “too much homework” to walk the two block length today. “Maybe I’ll look tomorrow when I go out to spend half of my weekly allowance on a Strada latte.” 

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