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Posted on September 8, 2025 by: Veronica Chen

BREAKING: Monday Class to Start with Midterm

BERKELEY, Calif. – Due to totally foreseeable and controllable circumstances, many Monday classes are accommodating the two weeks worth of missed classes by having students …

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Posted on September 21, 2024 by: chantelwhite

I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Waitlisted Students

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be grateful for the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, I would be able …

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Posted on January 16, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

PSA: It Would Be Great If You All Stopped Going to Class

At the beginning of each new semester we face a recurring vicious problem, even worse than institutional racism and/or getting your socks wet. This problem …

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Posted on December 3, 2022December 4, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

‘Is This How Happy I Should Be?’ Asks Student After Three Weeks of Not Attending Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the University of California still denying the majority of graduate student employees basic rights and actively attempting to threaten or block …

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