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Posted on February 14, 2024 by: Jackie Greene

NBA Super Star? My Ex Sets a Rebound Record

BERKELEY, Calif. — In a turn of events that has left statisticians scrambling for their calculators, sophomore Duncan Dribblen has officially shattered the world record …

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Posted on March 11, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

This Year’s Big Give Apparently Includes My Ex Giving My Best Friend Chlamydia

BERKELEY, Calif — Berkeley’s annual Big Give fundraiser, it seems, has extended its generosity to include donation of STIs to everybody in my friend group …

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