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Posted on February 18, 2025 by: sophiafingerman

Fox News Wins: Girl Scouts of America Forced to Take Gender and Fentanyl Out of Their Cookies

THE INTERSECTION OF HELL AND THE END — In a stunning victory for the puppeteers operating the cast of Fox News and their loyal brigade …

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Alvin, Of “Chipmunks” Fame, Dead of Fentanyl Overdose

“Alvin and the Chipmunks” frontman Alvin Seville was pronounced dead at Cedar-Sinai Veterinary Hospital early this morning after an apparent fentanyl overdose. The acclaimed anthropomorphic chipmunk was 61 years old. 

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