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Posted on March 17, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

No Thanks! I Would Actually Prefer To Be Waterboarded: 6 Ways To Politely Decline Another Fucking Invitation To Hike The Fire Trails

We’ve all been there: A friend, or perhaps an eager Tinder match, invites you to spend time walking around the Berkeley Fire trails as if …

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