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Posted on October 2, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

Local Harsh Noise Band Performs Set Using Gypsy’s Trattoria Microphone

BERKELEY, Calif. – After forgetting all their distortion and effects pedals, local harsh noise band Stabby Ears made the practical decision to use the Gypsy’s …

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Posted on May 5, 2021May 6, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

If I Don’t Write This Article, Shane Will Do Unspeakable Things to Me

I’ll level with you: I’m new here. This is one of the first things I’ve written for The Free Peach. I’ve been trying but… oh geez is this stuff hard. Here’s the thing: Shane Pauker, our beloved leader, doesn’t take no for an answer. 

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