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Posted on October 24, 2022February 14, 2024 by: Tohar Zamir

Advisor Places Hold On My Hand

BERKELEY, Calif. – Members of the Applied Satire department were mortified early Wednesday morning to discover the floating Orb of Doom (no, not the Evans one) in the upper right-hand corner of CalCentral: a Hold on their account.

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