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Posted on November 29, 2022November 30, 2022 by: The Free Peach

‘It’s Giving Birth,’ Reports Midwife TikTok Influencer

BERKELEY, Calif. — In the Northside Safeway earlier today, 32-year old Uma Bilikel’s water broke while grocery shopping. The 9-months pregnant woman was picking up …

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Posted on November 18, 2021November 18, 2021 by: lyamashir01

‘I’m Giving Giving Tree,’ Says the Giving Tree Who’s a Tree That’s Giving, Giving Tree, Giving Giving, Giving Giving Tree, and Also Giving Giving Giving Tree

BERKELEY, Calif. — Authorities at UC Berkeley distributed reports this past Sunday of a tree that was reportedly a giving tree who was a tree …

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