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Posted on September 18, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Awkward! I Just Ran Over Someone I Haven’t Spoken To Since Middle School

Kenneth is definitely giving off ‘please-go-away’ vibes. He hasn’t made eye contact with me the entire time I’ve been standing here. In fact, his eyes (and every other part of him) haven’t moved at all for the last several minutes. I get it; it’s really weird to meet someone again after such a long time apart. Guess this is my cue to leave.

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