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Tag: Rat vs. Reptile

Posted on February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 by: Sam MacKinnon

Pete Buttigieg Reveals He is a Reptile After Shocking Win in Iowa

BREAKING: After beating out Bernie Sanders in the Iowa Caucus, Pete Buttigieg announced that he is, in fact, an interstellar lizard wearing a human skin …

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