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Posted on April 11, 2025 by: Grace An

Heroic Pedestrians Cross on Red to Prevent Reckless Drivers from Going on Green

BERKELEY, Calif.– A group of fearless students recently took a stand against the “tyranny of cars” at the infamous intersection of Bancroft and Telegraph Avenue …

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Posted on November 9, 2022November 10, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

Right-Wing Experts Report Dr. Oz Would Have Had Better Chance of Winning Had He Not Been a Doctor

PHILADELPHIA – As election results came in Wednesday morning to determine whether a renowned TV celebrity, and lesser known doctor, Dr. Oz, would beat John …

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