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Posted on November 15, 2022November 16, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

Forget Big Tech! The Devil Buys Souls for $200K Base, Plus Perks

HELLICON VALLEY, Underworld — In response to plummeting gluttony and pride caused by high inflation, the Devil has released soul applications for graduating seniors.

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