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Posted on February 27, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Abhi Ganesh

OPINION: February 29th Exists, It’s Just 5’6” and Does Improv. You Just Need to Get To Know Him Guys, He Has a Nice Personality

Great. You’ve done it again. Another year of acting like I don’t exist. What do you call it again? A “leap” year? I’m literally 5’6”, …

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Posted on November 28, 2022November 29, 2022 by: Aidan Praytor

‘Hey! My Eyes Are Down Here!’ Says Short King

BERKELEY, Calif. – “Hey! My eyes are down here!” teased your mildly shorter-than-average friend, Roland Smalls, after seeing you look over his head at something …

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