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Posted on September 18, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household

BERKELEY, Calif.– Fueled by the torrential downpour of returning students, the City of Berkeley has been awash with new apartment arrangements poking up through the …

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BERKELEY, Calif. – Late Sunday afternoon campus officials responded to reports that freshman Cindy Falseton had been inadvertently stuck to the basement floor of the …

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