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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Month: September 2023

Posted on September 23, 2023 by: Jackie Fenner

To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

Just as the Campanile bells toll for the start of the hour, caffeine-deprived students far and wide rush to my place of work, the last-standing …

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Posted on September 21, 2023 by: Abhi Ganesh

UC Berkeley #1 in Number of Templated Hackathon App Creators Calling Themselves ‘Founders’ on LinkedIn

BERKELEY, Calif. — After routinely residing at the top of reputable rankings lists such as bobsratings.com, BestSchoolz, and InflateMyEgo, UC Berkeley once again leaps ahead …

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Posted on September 21, 2023September 22, 2023 by: Veronica Chen

‘Meow’ and Five Other Responses to ‘Describe a Situation in Which…’

The beginning of a semester brings about many opportunities for new engagements, alongside the avalanche of mandatory applications in its tow. For your ease in …

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Posted on September 19, 2023September 20, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

REPORT: Is This Baby Onto Something? Bro’s Just Tryna Suckle

BERKELEY, Calif. — Cal junior and current SAE pledge Edward “Ed” Opus was witnessed attempting to dap up a newborn in its mother’s arms outside …

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Posted on September 18, 2023September 20, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household

BERKELEY, Calif.– Fueled by the torrential downpour of returning students, the City of Berkeley has been awash with new apartment arrangements poking up through the …

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Posted on September 13, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Five Essay Prompts that Will Make You Say, ‘As an AI Language Model…’

As campus roars back to life, sunbaked and unmotivated students return to the dreaded deluge of bMail notifications. With “Assignment Posted” subject lines nestled between …

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Posted on September 9, 2023 by: Valerie Zhang

OPINION: Academic Weapon? I Aced my Syllabus Quiz

In an institution as competitive as UC Berkeley, few students are strangers to imposter syndrome: the crippling fear that you aren’t good enough, smart enough, …

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Posted on September 8, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Wicked! Professor Puts Meme on Slide About Excused Absences

BERKELEY, Calif. — Last week, hundreds of Berkeley professors premiered syllabus-review lectures only to receive blank stares, disinterest, and rotten tomatoes. But one man defied …

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