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Posted on March 10, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

Idiot Senior Still Hasn’t Memorized Student ID

BERKELEY, Calif. – Despite having attended the University of California, Berkeley, since August 2021, senior and certified dumbass Noah Member has failed to do the …

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Posted on November 22, 2022November 23, 2022 by: Aidan Praytor

Jesus Denied Entry to Moffitt Without Student ID

“Here I am, the Savior, King of Kings, Shepherd and Bishop of Souls, Alpha and Omega, Son of God, blah, blah, blah, and they seriously won’t let me in without an ID? Whatever happened to nepotism?”

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