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Posted on September 27, 2024 by: Maddie Heath

Bottom Alert! Neither Of My Roommates Have The Confidence To Take Out The Trash

BERKELEY, Calif. — The act of allowing the trash to pile high in one’s apartment yet waiting for a different roommate to take it out …

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Posted on May 4, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

REPORT: Rotting, Maggot-Infested Box On Side Of Road “Definitely Worth Taking A Look At”

Stites has since stated that she doesn’t actually plan to make an effort to go back to look inside the box, citing the fact that she has “too much homework” to walk the two block length today. “Maybe I’ll look tomorrow when I go out to spend half of my weekly allowance on a Strada latte.” 

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