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Posted on March 2, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

True Crime: I Put a Very Silly Hat on Top of Every Campus Building

I chase their dreams like a dog chasing cars. I put hats on top of each one. Silly hats. Absurd hats. Hell, I bet the Joker would call these “Normal Hats.” These are the buildings. Their hats are their stories.

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