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Posted on November 28, 2022November 29, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Checkmate, Liberals: If I Have ‘White Privilege,’ Why Does Nobody Like Me?

It’s actually quite hilarious that lefties think I have “white privilege” because in reality I am the furthest thing from “privileged.” In fact, I’m a total fucking loser with no friends, colleagues, or classmates who even remotely like me.

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