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Month: March 2020

Posted on March 30, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Cal Zero Waste 2020 Finally Succeeds After Students Abandon Campus Amidst COVID-19

BERKELEY, Calif.— “We finally did it!” The heads of Cal Zero Waste 2020 have declared victory. Zero waste has finally been achieved.  I recently had …

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Posted on March 6, 2020October 7, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Berkeley Linguists Discover Hypothetical Second Response to Being Asked “How Are You?”

BERKELEY, Calif. – A research team at the UC Berkeley Department of Linguistics released a watershed report early Friday morning positing the existence of a …

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