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Posted on July 1, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Abject Suffering

WASHINGTON, DC. – Trumping their recent rulings on student debt relief, gay rights, and affirmative action, the Supreme Court decided unanimously in favor of “abject …

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Posted on June 29, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Julia Wong

SCOTUS Clarifies ‘Affirmative Action Still Constitutional for White Kids’

WASHINGTON, DC. — Following this morning’s Supreme Court ruling which declared the practice of race-conscious admissions unconstitutional, Chief Justice John Roberts emerged from his chamber …

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