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Posted on January 28, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Liberal Arts Graduate, Of Sound Mind and Body, Drinks a Glass of Dairy Milk (More to Follow)

“Adam, my sweet baby called, and… and… he said that he was drinking a glass of cow’s milk. At first I couldn’t believe it. I made him repeat it again. ‘COWS milk, you say?’ I whispered. ‘A whole glass?’ How could one be so cavalier about discussing their deplorable vices? While talking to their own MOTHER?”

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