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Posted on March 31, 2026 by: The Free Peach

U.S. Stages Military Intervention in Mexico By Deploying Frat Brothers to Cabo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – In efforts to project American freedom, the Trump administration has decided to begin conflict in yet another foreign country albeit …

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Confused Army Recruit Attends Wrong Boot Camp, Now in Twelve-Week Python Fundamentals Course

When Army recruit Jackaby Stonewall first walked through the doors of 415 Mission St. excited to be undervalued by the U.S. military and to complete Basic Combat Training — colloquially “Basic,” or “boot camp,” he had no idea he’d be building his ego, not his body.

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