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Posted on March 15, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Jackie Greene

Rookie Mistake: Polite Student Stuck Holding Door For Eternity After Being First One Out of Lecture

“JUST when I think I’ve got my opening, another student comes by! I could leave and just let someone else takeover, but wouldn’t that just be rude to all the other people that I didn’t stay to hold the door open for?”

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