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Posted on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Professor Reminds Class Attendance is Mandatory to Puff Puff Pass the Class

BERKELEY, Calif – On the eve of 4/20, Berkeley Professor Stic Ler issued a bCourses announcement for his EECS “Intro to Good and Bad For …

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Posted on January 16, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

PSA: It Would Be Great If You All Stopped Going to Class

At the beginning of each new semester we face a recurring vicious problem, even worse than institutional racism and/or getting your socks wet. This problem …

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