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Posted on September 27, 2022September 28, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

REPORT: Nobel Laureate Really Sucks at Parking

Do you recall the Loma Prieta earthquake of 1989? The Little Ice Age? The Big Bang? No, no, of course you don’t. You have never seen truly terrible parking.

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Posted on October 16, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Jennifer Doudna Claims Nobel Parking Spot in the Middle of Bancroft

BERKELEY, Calif. – Southside traffic reached a record high this week as Professor Jennifer Doudna parked her car across every lane of Bancroft Way.  “Try …

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