Skip to content

The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

  • Home
  • News
  • Opinion
  • UC Berkeley
  • Lifestyle
  • Staff

Tag: Berkeley Parking

Posted on September 27, 2022September 28, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

REPORT: Nobel Laureate Really Sucks at Parking

Do you recall the Loma Prieta earthquake of 1989? The Little Ice Age? The Big Bang? No, no, of course you don’t. You have never seen truly terrible parking.

Continue Reading
Posted on October 16, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Jennifer Doudna Claims Nobel Parking Spot in the Middle of Bancroft

BERKELEY, Calif. – Southside traffic reached a record high this week as Professor Jennifer Doudna parked her car across every lane of Bancroft Way.  “Try …

Continue Reading

Top Posts

  • Linkedin Adds Relationship Status Button
    Linkedin Adds Relationship Status Button
  • Data 8 Course Moved to Roblox in Response to Lack of Lecture Hall Availability
    Data 8 Course Moved to Roblox in Response to Lack of Lecture Hall Availability
  • Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
    Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
  • UCPD Announces 40,000 Suspects in GBC Banana Heist
    UCPD Announces 40,000 Suspects in GBC Banana Heist
  • Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
    Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
  • 3 Pumpkin Spice Recipes to Spice Up Your Life As a Single English Major With Multiple Cats
    3 Pumpkin Spice Recipes to Spice Up Your Life As a Single English Major With Multiple Cats
  • Unemployed Haas Man Votes No on 40, Claims He “Could See Himself as a Billionaire by Next Year”
    Unemployed Haas Man Votes No on 40, Claims He “Could See Himself as a Billionaire by Next Year”
  • Woman Who Shit Herself in Public: “At Least I’m Not Being Forced to Hand Out Flyers For My Marketing Club”
    Woman Who Shit Herself in Public: “At Least I’m Not Being Forced to Hand Out Flyers For My Marketing Club”
  • Recession Watch: We’re Down to 3 Yali’s Cafes on Campus
    Recession Watch: We’re Down to 3 Yali’s Cafes on Campus
  • Republicans Ask to Retake the Midterms
    Republicans Ask to Retake the Midterms
The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

Sections

  • News
  • UC Berkeley
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle

The Paper

  • Staff
  • Join Us

Follow

  • Instagram
  • Facebook

thefreepeach@gmail.com

Copyright © 2026 The Free Peach All Rights Reserved | Magpaper by Theme Palace