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Posted on September 26, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

The Official Ranking of My Roommates (Spoiler Alert: Rebecca is the Fucking Worst)

Olivia is a gem of a roommate: she’s neat, considerate, very quiet when getting ready in the morning, and one time she bought you that Black Bottom muffin from Strada just because she thought of you. We love Olivia, and every day we thank the lord that she is who she is, and not Rebecca.

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