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Posted on November 14, 2025 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Manages to Outdo Utah Valley University

BERKELEY, Calif –  Following TPUSA’s penultimate event on the Berkeley campus, tensions remain at an all time high as peaceful protests quickly devolved into what …

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Posted on November 12, 2025 by: The Free Peach

President Trump Investigates UC Berkeley, Cites “it just feels gay”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the recent TPUSA Stand Up Show-Charlie Kirk memorial hybrid, President Trump announced a list of schools he plans to target next, …

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Posted on September 21, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

OPINION: I’m Not Better Than You, I’m Just Running on Campus

Listen: I know we’ve had bad blood in the past, but we can move beyond that! After all, even though your blood is bad, mine is chock-full of oxygen. (That’s just one of the perks of being a golden, glowing Adonis like myself.)

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