BERKELEY, Calif – In a totally unsurprising turn of events, the Economic Consulting for Consultants Who Consult Club President Constance Lee Ongline’s liberal use of …
“Sure, I’ll Table on Sproul Today,” Says Student with Humiliation Kink
BERKELEY, Calif.– After a long, hot summer away from the crowds on Sproul Plaza, most club executives dread the first weeks of the semester as …
Opinion: What the Fuck is a Coffee Chat???
My friends and family may describe me as a “satire writer,” but this time, I’m being completely serious: what the fuck is a coffee chat? …


