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Posted on November 5, 2025 by: Veronica Chen

Report: Slack “@channel” Announcement Not Actually Important, Just Annoying

BERKELEY, Calif – In a totally unsurprising turn of events, the Economic Consulting for Consultants Who Consult Club President Constance Lee Ongline’s liberal use of …

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Posted on September 2, 2024 by: Anna Galler

“Sure, I’ll Table on Sproul Today,” Says Student with Humiliation Kink

BERKELEY, Calif.– After a long, hot summer away from the crowds on Sproul Plaza, most club executives dread the first weeks of the semester as …

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Posted on January 31, 2024February 14, 2024 by: Anna Galler

Opinion: What the Fuck is a Coffee Chat???

My friends and family may describe me as a “satire writer,” but this time, I’m being completely serious: what the fuck is a coffee chat? …

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